Greetings loyal followers! How lovely of you to take another a gander at our blog! And alas, your diligence has been justly rewarded with yet another wonderfully written post. Yes, yes… the wait has been arduous… I understand… but your yearnings for a beautifully crafted and flowing psalm of our epic journey are about to be quenched! But wait…. Something is different! These words and phrases….. they are so…. sumptuous…. These stanzas…. so intricate…, the charming wit and handsome looks of the author… immeasurable! I know what you’re thinking…. This couldn’t possibly be Mr. Cory J. Bell and his usual quirky antics could it?? Well your suspicions have been confirmed! Ladies and gentleman, and internet addicts of all ages: I am honored to have the distinct privilege of introducing the CO-AUTHOR of this wonderful blog…. none other than yours truly… Mr. Adam Bergman!
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Thank you… thank you all for your warm reception! Now sit back, relax, attempt to tear your eyes away from your Facebook page, and enjoy this epic entry while you delve into the world of Team Thailand 2011.
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I have a confession to make…
I have been greatly distracted over the last few weeks here in Thai town. Yes the scenery in beautiful, the culture is lovely, and the food is hands-down some of the best there is… but in the midst of all of this… my mind is elsewhere… it pains me, to admit this.. but…
…I am in LOVE!
To be honest, it caught me completely by surprise. All was peachy here for the first week, until that fateful day, walking through the market. I had just downed my third or fourth iced-coffee in a feeble attempt to feign off my crippling jet-lag… when my red-rimmed eyes locked onto the most beautiful sight I have ever seen. There she was… in all of her glory, sitting there amidst the others. The edge of my vision darkened… she was all I could focus on! I couldn’t tear my eyes away! Perhaps it was the overdose of caffeine coursing through my veins, or possibly the mystery meat dish I ate for lunch. Regardless of my compromised judgment at the time, I decided I must have her! So I paid the owner, and I brought my baby home. (For those of your slightly weary as to where I am going with this storey… a) this is a G-rated Christian blog… b) My mother reads this… and c) just trust me J)
For the first time on this trip, I had felt complete. For the first few days with her, I could barely contain my elation! We spent all hours of the day together! There was hardly a time when we were apart. She made me feel…. comfortable, and calm. Just being apart for a few minutes caused me sweat profusely…
Let me just say that there were many and envious glance cast my way in those first few days. Perhaps it was her beautifully sculpted body, or the way you could feel her gaze when she turned your direction. But overall, it was the jealousy that I had found her first, and she was mine.
Every night, she would lull me to sleep with here harmonious humming, and cool presence. By my bedside, she sat, while I fell into a blissful slumber. And every morning, she would greet me an airy kiss. She is truly the most amazing thing to every happen to me on this trip, and truly, nothing has brought me this much happiness.
She’s the best investment I’ve ever made…
So without further ado, let me be the first to introduce you to my beautiful: love…
That's great Adam. So glad you met!
ReplyDeleteWell done Adam! I must say you had me on the edge of my seat! Glad to hear things are cooling off for you now :)
ReplyDeleteWow, I must say this is the greatest thing I have read in a long time. Kudos to you. So happy you could find someone who blows you away. And hello from the rest of team Japan!
ReplyDeleteMegan